Reasonfreaks

[delegaattori]

Hello world.

I just want to inform Reasonfreaks that no I am not crazy. Even when I _know_ everybody's looking at me and thinking 'what a crazy horse'



WHOOOO HAAA! NICE ONE BROTHERS! KEEP IT REAL AND FRIENDLY!!!
YAYAYAYAYAYAYYYYYYYA!


kthxplz

lol

but really... i just noticed my posts are erm.. a bit to the side so to say. no need to be scared or anything. just me. In reality i am a warm, caring person.

[zimulator]

You need the Propellerhead's "Psychological Help" Refill.

Over 300 soothing words arranged in .smp files so that you can calm yourself down using your keyboard.

Get it here:

www.everyone-is-looking-at-you-and-they ... person.com

or the mirror at

www.there-is-somebody-behind-you.com

sdfbgdghksdfgsdkf UUUGGGGG!

ow-oop ow-oop!

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


glih glih glih glih

[didymus]

......... but then I released the tourneque and the colour started to return. However the damage had been done whilst the supply was cut off, a couple of days later it began to turn black..........



Martin

[xenophobe51]

I had often wondered what it would be like to get back in that eggshell and finally set to the task of folding those meat envelopes I had developed that one summer along the Rhine. Oh, those were days my sweaty kneecaps would nearly blister from the chemical burn of tough love. I often find it kind of people when they give me their change, but I imagine the horrible things I would do to their automotive upholstery anyway. They can't help it if I have a mind for beer-battered knickers (a delicious, devilish delight). I just chalk it all up to about four meters. I read a magazine once -- really read it --, but found it boring, so now I simply listen to my hoover. Mister Bissel has been awfully quiet since they cut the power off. So much for squatting. Next time I'll just crap standing up. All of this, of course, leads me to the obvious postmodern existential neoconstructivist anger that Deleee... Deleee... D-D-D-Deleee... what's-his-name was secretly exploring in his recent piece on Aural Dissonances in the Common Industrialist Marketplace, where he wrote -- as one can plainly see above --

YAYAYAYAYAYAYYYYYYYA!

This, of course, would leave one to believe that folding meat envelopes could be construed as a waste of time. To those detractors I would simply say, "Hark! Thou hast not the knuckles for such great tomfoolery! Dost thou not know what sort of tasty meat such envelopes are harvested from whence?" Let not the bastards keep us from our work.

I digress. Sometimes, anyway.

I strongly believe it's time to take the gloves off and finally let the dogs out. Dogs shouldn't be wearing gloves anyway. Who's stupid idea was that? Mittens would be more appropriate, especially since they've all been shaved with the straight razor and made to huddle in the meat locker like so many whimpering chihuahuas. Little bastards.

Would somebody get the phone? I think it's Jesus again.

Really, the point of all this is that being warm, caring people won't save us from our flaws. We'll still end up drooling on our shirts whilst we struggle to bite our own ears. Try it now and you'll see what I mean. But don't let it get you down, kids. Remember: there's a dark, claustrophobic little padded box six feet under the cold, wet, heavy soil waiting for you at the end of it all, and that should put a smile on anybody's face.

Now STOP LOOKING AT ME!

[delegaattori]

Yes, yes I have heard it all before and to be honest, i LUV it!

bUT IT WAS hE who did it. Straight outta nowhere.. .BANG! and there it was. slowly melting... I mean, who would've believed it? It may sound harsh, but that's the way it is. those darn dogs.

All i can say i'm sorry. I'm so sorry..

Goodbye, my love. Goodbye. I know we will meet again when there's nothing left to ponder and the meter shows +51.7 and it's warm, sunny day at Ohio beach.

[zimulator]

What would you rather be, or a wasp?

[monib]

Hmm.... okkkk.... Musicians are weird....

Zimmy, where can I get that refill? Sound interesting. was that some kind of joke?


j/k

[delegaattori]

[Report A]

We are rather disappointed to the amount of subjects who took the bait. It has been widely suspected that these people who call themselves 'musicians' would be more susceptible to flaws, or 'errors' so to say in thinking patterns. However, as stated before the results are not (as yet) satisfiable. Further testing recommended. Proceed to plan B immediately. Gentlemen, there is no time to waste.

signed.

[/Report A]

[stroppygob]

For fuck's sake guys, I'm at work. reading this lot is like dealing with my punters!

[zimulator]

Swearing bad.

Scared now.